Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Caramel Boing.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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knock knock come in

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Chuck Norris.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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V I T A M I N C !

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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