- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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