- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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