- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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