- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

I have suicidal thoughts

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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