- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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