- Anti Joke

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

I'm gay.