- Anti Joke

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.