Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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