- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

a black man did not eat chicken.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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