Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Your Mother

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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