- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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