Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

The holocaust

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

girls basketball

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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