- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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