Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

The holocaust

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Justin Beiber

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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