- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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