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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

justin littleton being sucessful

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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