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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

why girl die cancer

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

why girl die cancer

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

why girl die cancer

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.