Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

 

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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