What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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why girl die cancer

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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