If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What is white and long? A New York winter

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What if I told you.....potatoe

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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