- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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