- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What do you do at a club? You club.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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