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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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