Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Anti Joke

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