- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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