Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

So a seal walks into a club.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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