Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Women's Rights

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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