what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Caroline Kelly.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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