Oh, go away

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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