- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Boner

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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