why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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