What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Male leadership.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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