- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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