- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What do you call an blank test? an F

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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