- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

ask me if im a door yes

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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