- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

i wonder who made this website? a human

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

A man walks into a bar

LET

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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