- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

This is a joke.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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