What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

How old are you? 7

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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