whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

you dint have to be a jew matt

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

A man walks into a bar

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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