- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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