- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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