*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop. The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school. He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office. Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school. Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house. Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town. Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad. Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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