What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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A storm be brewin!

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Yellow People !!

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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