What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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well now

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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