Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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