Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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