Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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anti jokes are for fags

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Anti Joke

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