- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

A penis walks into a bar..

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

vote this down and i will DOX you

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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