- Anti Joke

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.