roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Jack Stevens

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Knock knock. Get out!!

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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