- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Albino African Americans

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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