- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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