So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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