- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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