''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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How do you end a sentence

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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