A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Women's Rights.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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