what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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how do you win a game try your best

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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The WPGA tour

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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