A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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