- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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