- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Matthew Wyckoff

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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