How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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