Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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