- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Mooses

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Yellow People !!

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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