- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

a man walked into a bar....

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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