knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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haha black people :D

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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