- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

In soviet Russia...things are different

do you have a wife?

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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