- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Thats what she said

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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