- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

bologna

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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