Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the chicken cross the road...

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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