Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

the redsox

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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