- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Justin's life

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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