roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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