2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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