Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Ebola

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

my egg roll

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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