What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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