- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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