- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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