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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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