What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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