Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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knock knock go away

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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