Atheism

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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dallen loves penis

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Niall Horan

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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