What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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