- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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