Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Women's rights.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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