Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Anti Joke

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