Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Students, please find the surface integral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

A blonde girl walks into a car.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

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