Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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