Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Equal rights!

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Diarrhea

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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