- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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