Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

TRICERATOPS!

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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