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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Roses are flowers.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Good job, son.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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