- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

whats black and strange a paki

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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