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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Knock Knock Who did that?

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Double-whammy

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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