- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

So one time there was this woman learning...

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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