What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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