- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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