Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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