- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

knock knock whos there? nobody

Your mother is average.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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