whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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I like touching my boobs

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Anti Joke

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