- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

antonis sister is mighty fine

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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