Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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David Cameron

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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