A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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