- Anti Joke

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

There once was this guy and he fell down