High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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