- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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