- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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