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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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