what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What's up? Your time.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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WOw you have no life

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I am quite mature.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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