Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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