- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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