- Anti Joke

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?