Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Gay republicans

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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