- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

PENIS that is all

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

hi

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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