- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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