Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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