- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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