A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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bite me

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Sex

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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YOU

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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