Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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