What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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