- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Death by kayak

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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