- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What? Huh?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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