- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Do you like it B: No

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

whats gay and american? a gay american

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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