- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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