- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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