- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights, lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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