Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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anti jokes are really funny

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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