Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What if I told you.....potatoe

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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