- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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