A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

vote this down and i will DOX you

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Get on the boat.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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