Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Jersey Shore.

A man died.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Cheese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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