- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

you will like this because i am black.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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