- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Your so gay, that you like men!

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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