- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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